Scary Karaoke

Mike Allen chatted with Cecile Richards, president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America and Planned Parenthood Action Fund, about her quirks and life hacks for Axios’ “My 6 Big Things series (see here).

I will react to three of Richards’s “6 big things.”

Q. What’s your favorite life hack?

A. Never buy pie crust, and “all butter” is always best.

Yeah, that’s fantastic…hey, Cecile, it seems like you forgot your other more aptly-named “life hack,” the one where you double dip by running an organization that profits from butchering innocent babies and then profits again from illegally selling their hacked body parts. I know you remember this because you ineloquently lied about it and then, at a hearing 2 years ago, lied to Congress about your lying about it.

Q. What are you looking forward to the most on your calendar?

A. Election Day on Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2018. Marching is great, knitting a pussy hat is fantastic, but voting? That’s the whole thing.

That is what you are looking forward to the most? What about all the “healthcare” you’re always saying Planned Parenthood provides to so many women, especially poor ones who allegedly have nowhere else to go? Aren’t you looking forward to a year of helping all these women, like you say you do? Odd that the head of an alleged medical organization cares more about the outcome of elections in a year than the people she claims to care about so much.

Q. What’s the one thing you are insecure about?

A. Singing karaoke.

Yeah. With so many songs having the word “baby” in them, I can imagine they are hard for you to sing. You might be less insecure with lyrics more in line with what you do for work. Hmmm…maybe you should try some death metal karaoke.

Facebook Comments


About the author

William Mahoney